Snyder Than You

usgroovykids:

“I think God is kind of like Santa Claus for adults. Otherwise, God is kind of a jerk, isn’t he? I mean, he makes me gay and then he has his followers going around telling me it’s something that I chose. As if someone would choose to be mocked every single day of their life… You can’t prove there isn’t a magic teapot floating around the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightening out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely doesn’t it?”

— Kurt Hummel, ‘Grilled Cheesus’ (via frodoswaggins)

Yeah, three things are obvious to me:

1. Mr. Hummel definitely needs to study a little more theology. Although there are way too many Christians who seem to treat God like Santa Claus, too.
2. He also needs to meet a few more Christians outside of Westboro.
3. I think it would be pretty easy to prove there’s not a magic teapot floating around the dark side of the moon. Unless he said it were invisible, of course.

And now I’ve got a song in my head. I think I’ve posted it before, so I’ll have to try to look that up. (If not, I will post it soon.)

Another thing that’s funny: I always thought “Hummel” was an Amish Country name. I grew up with several Hummels in school and the area. But I’m weird like that. (It took me years to realize that “Miller” was not strictly an Anabaptist name, too.)

(via usgroovykids)